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| from Not drunk (577) |
Boobies u Asian me soo horny mmmmmm? I got $5 u love me long time |
| from neeekOH (422) |
merrrrrrr. its 230 and um shitfased. TGIF !!!!! |
| from Fefe () |
I watz to suck yor dikkkkkk. Tanks por buyinf me diner!!!!!!!!!!?!! |
| from Me (315) |
You know it's a good night when you turn on your gps in the morning and it say, "finding beer" |
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| from Chris (260) |
Immm not as think as ybou drunk I am officer! |
| from Bf (248) |
Not I swear to drunk I'm not gods cop |
| from Alyssa S (920) |
Im drunk im just kidding i got this new drunk text app |
| from Me (301) |
I hate is when I'm drunk and smoke and blow smoke in my own eye |
| from Me (559) |
I'm fucx up & I wNt your dicsk!!! |
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| from Slayerrrrrr (357) |
I love girls when I'm drunken cause the are funny and killerrrrz |
| from Me (816) |
Él ser como \Babe esta noche de sexo?\ y yo estaré como \Hell yeah!\ |
| from Hey (357) |
Hey sennd me a beer |
| from Lilgio (907) |
Im home take me drunk |
| from Koda (260) |
That moment When u resize that ur making A complete idiot of ur self so embarising |
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| from Ariel (902) |
Where is your boyfriend at tonight ? At vu dancing and getting with other girls |
| from Me (574) |
Wish I was there. There ate three of everyone. I do t think ie ever been three of everyone before. Tlell cus Chris I say hi |
| from Bolly (514) |
I was like grody? N yur like naah so im like ok naah n yur like grody n im like waat? |
| from Me (819) |
Drank to mich puked on my gf |
| from tyler (337) |
chewing nicorette gum, smokin a joe, bouta go put my nicotine patch on. |
| from Haha! (217) |
This is what you get when I'm drunk and you take my cigs and beer! |
| from Haywire (993) |
I'm drunk and I fell stupid spell check fick smart phones they smart me |
| from Dan (974) |
So happy my girlfriend finally agreed on a 3some!!! Till I found out I was soooo wasted I was just seeing two of her :( |
| from shawn (859) |
lmfao i pissed everywhere |
| from boyfriend (415) |
i ljove yiu babyu dnt woory i not drunk |
| from Me (327) |
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