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from Totes can't wate to hold them
(35)
Abc =adwfyujiklopmncvqaz
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I am sook drunk right nie . Thank god fro auto erect
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from Miguel
(004)
Hey ! Do you like it when a man puts his fingers up your arse and makes you a sandwitch ?
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from Tiffany
(249)
Heyyyy, I'm so ducked up, is not evan furry
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from Stinker
(400)
Fuck I want to have sexoooo
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from Hi
(81)
Lol what up I'm from Illinois ,the us
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from Lol
(81)
What up
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from Me
(704)
What seems to be the officer problem
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from Cindy
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Where is my butt I think it ran away find it
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from Phil
(404)
So people are complaint about dumb drunk sluts....... What has this world come to?!? I love drunk dumb sluts!!!
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from Hey
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Just twerking
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from Crystal
(2)
My friend woke up and her boyfriend was still asleep and she pulled down his pants and sucked his dick and he was like why did u do that and she was like idk babe but u have a long dick and it won't fit in my mouth and he was like shove it in there and then they just started have SEX 
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from Mate
(000)
Buddy when I get my hotdog I'm gonna throw it at that camel
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from Banana
(077)
Megan Lastnight lol
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from Shelliz
(603)
Down loaded thinking it said drunk test .. Clearly failed : ] Over & Out .
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from Lexi
(334)
So my nigga found a rock and threw it in a water and said " shhh Patrick's just shy he'll come out "
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from Jordan
(347)
You mf i otta fuck you up you dumb bitch
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from Bookie Bear
(347)
Fuck this shit who do you think you fucking are
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from Boy wonder
(613)
Yoo im turntt to the max any fucked up ladies in the vicinity tryna get some black. Cock
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from 217-371-6727
(217)
Fuck me twice and call me Skippy
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from Hi
(917)
Fuck. You!!!
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from Andrée waters
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Hey wath zop you have noting elle to do to be in wer iphone biche
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from Anticin216
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These girls are amazing and the guys they hangout with have to understand That.
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from Her wife
(864)
This is nothin but a drama page for chicks dick happy. Ladies get a life. Men get a job.
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from The Sexer
(21)
Anyone want to come in!! Have sex!!
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