Drunk photos
Once in a blue moon, drunken photos from the previous night are now posted on the internet or directly on Drunk Text. Your desire to swill alcohol also seems to crave structure, goals, and dare I say, a competitive spirit. That’s when the party agrees on a drinking game with drunk photos. If the idea is proposed, but your drinking buddies are left scratching their heads, the following is a short list of easy but less obvious ways to drain your drinks faster and
If the atmosphere is low-key but the aim is intoxication, by far the easiest thing is to toss on a movie and agree on instances to drink for, e.g. when Daniel Craig kills someone, take one drink; when Daniel Craig kills someone in a really cool way, two drinks. It can honestly be that simple…and that vague. Think carefully though, as certain rules can become so unrelenting that the movie eventually gets shut off. But let’s be honest, if you turned it into a means of getting plastered, you probably didn’t care that much about watching it in the first place.
Card games are among the more popular ways to feel superior to your friends, while also getting drunk enough to upset your grandparents for the rest of their natural lives. None is quite as simple (see: effective) as suits. All players sit in a circle. Player ‘A’ calls a suit, and the player designed to be the dealer lays out cards from the deck until the names suit is flipped. The number on the card is equivalent to the amount the player to the left drinks (a ‘3’ is ‘3’, a Jack is ‘11’). While player ’B’ drinks, the numbers are counted clockwise by the other players, at whatever pace they see fit. When player ‘B’ finishes, he/she calls a suit for the next player in line, and the cycle continues. Easy to learn, impossible to lose is a wicked game to get your friends plastered and to have the opportunity to take drunk photos of them.
Chugging Contest
By far, the least civilized drinking game. If the name isn’t self-explanatory: any number of players (usually two or three) is given an equivalent amount of alcohol and attempt to pound down their drinks in the shortest span of time. Sure, people can talk about strategy with regard to avoiding foam in a forty-chug, or ways around the dreaded ‘bubble’ when gulping from a beer boot—but at the end of the day, a chugging contest is two steps above pure barbarism. Drunk photos after this game could range from hot sexy pictures with that hot girl or guy sitting beside you; to random body parts being posted on the internet ( not hot at all).
Shots
By replacing the alcohol in any of the above games (or others) with liquor, a shorter game is almost guaranteed. Think ‘sprint’ instead of ‘marathon’, with the finish line being the Emergency Room. If you’re not a champ! Other wise Drunk photos of your buddies puking in the parking lot are just another Drunk Text post away!
