Drunk texting

My sister told me a funny story about her friend who loves drunk texting...let's call her Sandy..

Sandy is this short, cute feisty woman who loves to drink beer, is great at playing pool and has an awesome body. Not to mention she's funny, witty and a great person to hang out with. She's a divorced, single mom who, like many women and men out there, would love to be in a beautiful, long lasting relationship. In the meantime, she likes to have fun with my sister and enjoys having a few cocktails from time to time, while drunk texting her close friends.

Meet Wes...Wes is your typical blond haired bombshell (is that even appropriate to call a guy?) who works at a bar and is covered in bad ass tatoos. He's actually good with women in the sense that he can be their friend and not sleep with them, and he isn't gay. He's the perfect guy for my sister to set up with her friends, so she thought she would play match maker and set Wes up with Sandy.

When Wes met Sandy, a miracle happened - he found her to be quite attractive and the two exchanged phone numbers.

The other night my sister and Sandy were at a bar, shooting some pool and drinking beer when, in their drunken state they thought it would be a fantastic idea to invite Wes over. According to my sister, who doesn't remember much, Wes had agreed - via text - to meet them for some drinks. Somehow Sandy must have concluded that Wes was taking too much time going over to meet them so she went on texting frenzy. Sandy drunk texting him so much that he never made it to the bar.

The next day my sister decided to investigate and discovered that in between bathroom breaks and beer runs, Sandy had drunk text messaged Wes 20 times and left and 3 drunken phone messages. Alas, he is no longer interested.

Of course now Sandy is totally embarrassed, my sister is upset that her "job" as a match maker failed and I've got a great story to share with my husband. Thankfully, text messaging wasn't a social norm when I was single, drunk and dating. The only people I drunk text are my husband and my closest girlfriends.

Do you have a funny, semi-psycho drunk text story to share? What do you think of drunk texting?