Funny Situations From College Drunk Texts
College drunk texts are the inevitable result when you mix college students, cell phones and alcohol. This isn’t exactly a rare combination so it’s not surprising that a lot of funny stories are out there about people texting while their drunk at college. Alcohol makes people step out of their shells and express themselves in a way that would never happen when sober. We’ve all been around someone who says and does something funny after a few alcoholic drinks. Heck, we’ve probably all been that person at least a few times! The great thing about college drunk texts is these funny moments are saved on phones which can then be looked back at and laughed about.
Some of the funniest college drunk texts happen towards the start of college when people are still getting to know each other. It’s easy to get people’s names wrong and the numbers added to a phone book on a drunken night can be confusing and unfamiliar the next day! This has a lot of potential for comedy. There are a lot of stories about college drunk texts involving people sending the wrong message to the wrong person due to forgetting exactly who they are, plus being at least a little bit buzzed!
College drunk texts based on mistaken identity are really embarrassing at the time for the person sending them but hilarious to look back on. A buddy of mine, who will remain nameless for the sake of his reputation, had met this girl named Robin during the first week of college. He thought she was seriously hot, but he’s kind of shy, so didn’t really make a move on her when he first met her. But he managed to get her number. A couple of nights later, he’d been drinking in his dorm with some friends, and got the courage to tell Robin she was cute. He wrote the text message, hit send and felt pleased he’d let her know how he felt. Until the reply came!
Opening the reply, he knew Robin would either be into him or let him know she wasn’t interested. He was ready for either situation, but definitely not ready for the reply he received! “Dude, I’m glad you’re studying with me but I’m not gay. Sorry.” Instantly, my buddy realized he had made a terrible mistake. He had texted this guy Rob, short for Robin, from his class, instead of the girl he had met! As you can imagine, these college drunk texts have become legendary stories, and we never let him forget about them!
There are a lot of other types of college drunk texts. Students sending ‘naughty’ pictures of themselves to the wrong people and finding them all over the internet, college drunk texts send to parents instead of buddies, all this and more happens in college. As long as no-one is seriously upset or hurt by college drunk texts, they’re good harmless fun. If you happen to send college drunk texts, try just laughing it off and not taking things seriously. And if you meet someone called Robin, be really, really careful with your college drunk texts!
