BEST DRUNK TEXTS
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| from Alex (000) |
Sexy? Would u hit? |
| from Kerri (206) |
Wow i losted my car keys and where did my pantys go |
| from justine (780) |
take me drunk im home |
| from BOB (972) |
DUDE!! you asshole! i passed out you wrote OUT OF SERVICE on my forehead last night!! and i have to go to work today and it wont come off!! |
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| from Alexandra (2) |
Sry.. I took it myself. So not that good. But its up to u. What do u think? |
| from Friend (520) |
Friend: was I really that drunk last night? Me: Yes you threw my hamster across the room and yelled pikeachew attack |
| from sid (731) |
am I sexy? |
| from Jen (207) |
My friend just cut open a pineapple and started yelling spongebob I know your fucking in there! |
| from joe johns (518) |
So im sendding you this text because she is grinding up on your thigh right now and i want your phone to make her aina vibrate goodlluck :D |
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| from winning (300) |
What do you think??? |
| from alex () |
Whatcha think? |
| from Lb (985) |
Oh great, i woke up with a boyfriend. |
| from steven (177) |
i just woke up wit my dick ina girls pussy n my face in between sum other girls tits....craaaaazy ass nightt |
| from Me (211) |
Ew, Im drunk and you're still fucking ugly. |
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| from X0laina0X (412) |
Get naked, get drunk, let's smoke, let's Fuckkkkkkk |
| from Ya Know(; (902) |
;) what ya think? |
| from shelly (041) |
like my ass? |
| from Jazzi (507) |
I just had sex with a girl for 3 seconds and beat your recrod |
| from Auddy (743) |
Who's ass is hotter? Ps-I'm n middle ;) |
| from Kenty () |
Rate the twins! |
| from Anonymous (987) |
Lick it. Stick it. Suck it. Fuck it. Eat it. Beat it. Jam it. Cram it! |
| from Alex freak (918) |
I just found out that I can fit 2 dicks in my mouth. Also, 1 in the butt and 3 in my vag |
| from Jason (204) |
How do u boys like this? ;) |
| from Anonymous (987) |
Bro so sorry totally woke up in ur sisters bed......she was in it with me but it's ok I used safe sex techniques |
| from Mariano (916) |
I asked my cab drivver to go on a date with me. When he said no I decided to pee in the back seat. Haha fucker |
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