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from Babymayexoxo
(012)
And you laughed at every guy at that party bcuz u thought that you got the most with that girl. But what you don't know is that she gave 4 guys blow jobs and then made out with you :P
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from Brittany
(901)
Hmu(;
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from 92boy
(409)
Ummm I lost my phone bit somehow it's in my damn hand?
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from Shaysnbudj
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Horny as fuck. Dripping wet and ready for dick in me I wonna fuck!! Big dick(; tell me how you'd do me! I'm like an hourglass!
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from Rello
(618)
So some chick blew me at the bar then told her friend to come see my monster cock she's had to try it too for some reason:) but oh well all in good fun and great party!!!
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from Taylor ann
(814)
Im soooo drunk i frll dien the dteps fivet timesd tryung to go to the bathriyhm natte had to carrty mer yp the stepd amd taje my panys off for mers (: wabna cime overt?
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from Princess
(469)
Got so drunk last night that I rolled my ankle and had to go to the emergency room... While I was there I fucked my ex boyfriend in the bathroom!
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from Whiskeygirl
(010)
Noq lfficer I havent ebeen drinqixng
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from Me
(432)
Me and my boyfriend were together for a week I got drunk and told him I loved him.. Oops :X
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from Sexy baby
(512)
Just got drinkkkkk fuckedd by a tranniye! Best sex everr
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from Sazza
(1)
Dock IFC. Obdbth ben it townhouse ms trey.
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from She
(440)
I'm sleeping I the tryler overr in yard
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from Chevyman
(207)
West coast represent, now stick them dicks up
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from Nick
(458)
Bf: I just wanna fuck u all night long baby. Gf: what? I thought. We were waiting. Bf: Noo baby I want u just like last night. Gf: what the hell "baby" we didn't do anything last night
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from To drunk
(098)
Woke up on some ones yard
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from 4033913762
(403)
I'm so horny anyone else horny?
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from Drunk
(202)
I was so fucking drunk I woke up on my ex girl friends yard
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from MC
(770)
Why does my ass hurt? I'm a man that feels like I've been used like a women.
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from anonymous
(987)
I fucked this last nite hahah
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from anonymous
(987)
I hit that
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from dave
(614)
i love alot of stuff...steaknshake and some good puss is sooooo good together
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from holly
(251)
i mean...how many more times can i fuck her before she realizes shes just a booty call?
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from Anonymous
(987)
Give me a beers, and put a dick in ur mouth so fuck what u say
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from Anonymous
(987)
Sweety I wanna bang ur mom but I love you
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from Anonymous
(987)
like niggas say crackkaa ducks say quackka. fucjkk
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