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from Anonymous
(987)
Bro so sorry totally woke up in ur sisters bed......she was in it with me but it's ok I used safe sex techniques
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from Did
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Who wants to get on me? I'm horny, wet and waiting!
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from Mariano
(916)
I asked my cab drivver to go on a date with me. When he said no I decided to pee in the back seat. Haha fucker
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from Kayla
(213)
Hot and Horny ;)
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from anonymous
(987)
I got so drunk the other night I sucked my boyfriends dick at the circus ;)
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from Anonymous
(987)
Screw you all. He made me cum 5 times last night. Going for round 2 now... :D
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from Adrienne
(040)
Just sent a pic of my cooch my grandma... Whoops(;
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from Alison
(414)
Drunk, on a beach
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from Sugartits420
(015)
Twinkle twinkle little slut , do you know how many guys you fucked ?
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from Drunklady
(540)
Omg I ran over my boyfriend
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from chloezahm;)
(716)
soo i easily give guys head too often.. and last night me and my friend were so wasted that we both sucked these guys's dicks then made out with the cum in our mouth.. my mouth tastes like vodka and cum... lolol I'm sure the boys liked it
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from Alexandra
(2)
Hot? Bang?
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from Rachelle
(763)
You likkkke??? :)
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from taybabe13
(945)
horney (; !
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from ben
(414)
I walked in thhe room and my for girlfriands were licking eachothersd pussys. Then i did it with therem
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from Alex
(000)
Hot? Fuck me? Hells yeah!
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from Chub
()
What do ya think of these drunk girls?
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from cam
(519)
omfg!!! im afraid to walk intoo bethss house because oim so fuckingd sihitfaceds as fuck!!! hwer dad will be like what the fucking fuck?!?! holy fck this is awesome thoiugh :) help me oput Jadeeeiferrr!!! im so gonna get caughtdtt
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from dunno
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Got drunk and let some lads draw on me ;)
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from Vic
(903)
Woke up this morning. Can't find my pants I reek of keystone and my shin is bruised. Oh yeah and there's a stop sign in bed with me. WTF?
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from Heyy
(619)
He wanted a picture of my boobs (:
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from Gary
(954)
...ok so $300 singles is a lot to carry... the stripper gods will be happy tonight
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from Dustin
(254)
Tell me how i woke up at the house in ur truck at 641 this mornen with the door handle in my hand with the door half way open lol WTF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
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from Anonymous
(987)
I need somebody to come lick my pussy..I'm so wet n horny
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from Angie
(304)
I'm just trying to get my butt licked, it is my birthday...
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