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from runfattyrun
(041)
What you think ladies
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from Steven
(952)
Who the fuck mowed my lawn. There goes my plans for Thursday. Just in case you read this whoever you are. Next time You decide in your drunken stupor that you want to help me out. Don't do my yardwork. It looks like shit out there.
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from Ashleyy
(295)
Went to a party last night. I was drinking and got drunk. I relized a guy I didn't like was all up on me and I turned around and puked right on him. Thats what you get fucker.
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from Cristina
(817)
My dick waz in dis girls pussy but her voice waz deep as fugck. What rmthehell?!!?
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from Dingle
(785)
Haha this dude with a fat chick
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from morgan
(080)
so wtf I woke up under a fucking tree on a golf corse with no cloths on I was using them and blankets I had to walk around the golf corse to find my keys phone and shoes
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from meh
(559)
taken , happily; just wanna see what people think(;
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from Still drinking
(972)
Lol! I'm drunk and don't type half as bad as these posers! Drinking makes you smarter! ;)
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from My sister
(919)
Pussy fart
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from Kaarkaar
(702)
Wow I don't remember anything from lastnight from the moment I walked into someones house , but I did wake up to my bestfriend getting head from my bestfriend!
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from Jason
(905)
Who am I? What is this?
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from Homee
(765)
I jost fuk dog:)
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from Taylor
(801)
My boy fran is puttin face in puss area already duuuuuurty bout
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from Bolly
(514)
I was like grody? N yur like naah so im like ok naah n yur like grody n im like waat?
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from Hey
(357)
Hey sennd me a beer
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from Me
(816)
Él ser como \Babe esta noche de sexo?\ y yo estaré como \Hell yeah!\
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from neeekOH
(422)
merrrrrrr. its 230 and um shitfased. TGIF !!!!!
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from Mom
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I finnnk ur se.....ssss Ahh fuck ir
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from Me
(407)
IMF tredy too fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk!?:&: cpne n hert
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from Megababyy
(814)
This wuld be my bestf riend..on my boyfriends stripper pole..this nite hasnt evn begun n hes passed out!! :(
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from Mere
(210)
I'm horny... I'm a sexy bi female.. Girls hit me up..
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from Meagan
(207)
Wow I wangle ducks you so hard babe cum gets Meeeeeeee
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from Sexy Bella
(797)
Who wants to my pussayyyyyyyy ? Drunk
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from me bitch
(528)
rates? (;
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from Harry
(561)
OMG to die for
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