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from Anonymous
(987)
I'm not in the mood to be teabagged today...maybe tomorrow with a facial?
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from Anonymous
(987)
********** text me when ur husband leaves
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from Anonymous
(987)
i fucked my bfs dad last night.. he was better than my bf o:
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from Mabie
(672)
So I bent over n asked him "is it pink?"
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from drew
(935)
Dood woke up last night with my dick in some pussy an she woke up we were drunk as fuck a still and we started to fuck
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from Sam
(253)
Soooo??(:
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from Cameron
(757)
Im tired of kissing you and i wanna fuck my first black. Come over
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from erry
(081)
alll in all i wannmaa fucjibg bang tbr fucjib shot out of tou because ur sok hot(;
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from Dunno
()
Don't remember this at all..
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from BandzHOE
(604)
Man Ran I Ran Through The Strip Sayn Nobody Loves Boobies More Than i Do Nd Then Ran Nd Put My Face In A Random Girl Boobs
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from Meebitchh
(728)
Is this like a app for horny people ??? The fuckkk
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from Fun
(462)
Got that Horny feeling who DTF. ?
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from Kaleb
(307)
Whgy does that womin has a weeeeneeee???
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from John
(315)
Dude, I just sent Heather a nude pic of me but, after it sent i realized i just sent it to my boss. He is not gonna be happy and i am gonna need a new job...
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from anonymous
(987)
Damn I woke up this morning and jeans and underwear were outside on the lawn. WTF
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from Anonymous
(987)
Somebody wanna take à shower with me?
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from Anonymous
(987)
I fucked my girlfriends twin sister last night and all she did was watch I swore I thought it was u
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from Anonymous
(987)
Just had sex with my sister
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from kayytee
(630)
got to the party at midnight made out with 3 different dudes and was passed out on the floor by 1:40;
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from Amy
(041)
Got drunk woke up with my best friend on top of me.. See I'm a good girl. So when got up I seen a tape and watch there I was having sex. With three guys
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from Shaffer
(502)
Yea u like it
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from I'm bi
(949)
I'm horny girls. Nudes?
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from c.
(905)
;) yep
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from kaitlin
(453)
um he said mam can you spell alphabet (the word) she said A B C dot dot dot X Y Z tada!!!!! she got arrested
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from Haley
(902)
Grabs somebody uglyid telthem byeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!
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