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from Mike
(508)
Text me for a good time boys. Pics are a must. **********
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from Emm
(506)
Me so drink reight now i want to make a bigggg ordarr ! God pissing hes bitting my foott!
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from This Guy
(708)
Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnn......where am i ?
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from Mi amigo
(488)
Ya so I lost my kiddy cat and I'd ton me kik for hours and thirty eggt minutes to ypr this today
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from sabrina
(506)
i soo drink ryt now i jizzzd me pants ...i wnt pennnnissss
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from Terry
(845)
Hey there honey, I want your sexy body. You make me so hot.
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from Yo mamma
(282)
Just got arrested by a drunk cop while sex with my gf
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from Ziva
(360)
Meet you at the puck up point
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from Emma
(546)
What the legidament fuck! Who the hell took my beer! O and dont give me that bull shit i have it in my hands!!!
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from Hi
(804)
I was so trashed I fucked my ex and now I'm his fiancé idk I'd that's bad but , do it better when your drink;)
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from Edgar Martinez
(512)
Just woke up with my dick in my girls ass and face in her sisters pussy
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from alliah
(682)
just got my brains fucked out buy evan, it was so great. so baby can you come pick me up i'm too wasted to drive.
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from Lily12
(547)
Today I was fucking fucked up because my boyfriend was fucking me and then he liked my vajj and I was sucking his dick and I think I swallowed his sperm we had sex all night he also started humping my it was the funniest and best night ever
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from fag
(469)
I just woke with my dick in my sisters pussyyy
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from Sexy baby
(512)
Just got drinkkkkk fuckedd by a tranniye! Best sex everr
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from Me
(407)
IMF tredy too fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk!?:&: cpne n hert
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from Haley n Nat
(613)
Hahahahahahaahahaha I'm so drunkjust gett me some dunkaros and get mee thefuxk outta HeRE giiiiiiiiiiirllllll
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from Mom
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I finnnk ur se.....ssss Ahh fuck ir
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from Not drunk
(577)
Boobies u Asian me soo horny mmmmmm? I got $5 u love me long time
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from neeekOH
(422)
merrrrrrr. its 230 and um shitfased. TGIF !!!!!
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from Fefe
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I watz to suck yor dikkkkkk. Tanks por buyinf me diner!!!!!!!!!!?!!
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from Me
(315)
You know it's a good night when you turn on your gps in the morning and it say, "finding beer"
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from Chris
(260)
Immm not as think as ybou drunk I am officer!
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from Bf
(248)
Not I swear to drunk I'm not gods cop
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from Alyssa S
(920)
Im drunk im just kidding i got this new drunk text app
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