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from Haley
(902)
Grabs somebody uglyid telthem byeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!
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from Ittybitty
(609)
Remember the girl forjsndb I'm fuxnib her now
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from Drunk
(608)
I'm drunk n horneyyy girld
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from Sarah
(241)
I ahsv it go hem son by don't nkwo ow ton git fair
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from Bigboobies
(933)
Oiigh shit just goit a free pizza for flashin my tictsdssd hahaha ;)
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from Brittanyy
(864)
Uuckf mee ahrd. ;)
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from Sam
(984)
Dude , I went to the club and got really drunk and woke up in our bosses bedroom . I would be terrified if she wasn't unbelievably so fuckin hott ;)
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from Sam
(423)
So I'm so drunk I don't know what to do .............. Help !!!
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from Adrienne
(040)
Just sent a pic of my cooch my grandma... Whoops(;
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from Anonymous
(987)
I was so fkg drunk ... I Went for 2h in a bathroom with a boy
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from Nikki
(082)
Party at Rowan. Drunk outta my mind. Woke up in the middle of the road with cups around me and 2 bottles in my hands.
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from Dingle
(785)
Haha this dude with a fat chick
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from Kallie(: [ME!]
(760)
If your not hammered or stoned.... get the HELL out of my party bitch!!!(:
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from Zoey
(590)
Ohmigod aren my friends on here! I cant findd tjem anywhere! Did any of you see themn?
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from Me
(753)
Little tip if you drink take friends cause I woke up ass naked with a condom on my dick and thought someone had stolen my military i.d
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from Savannah
(609)
Superrrr wastedddddssssss
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from Sara
(516)
Srsly stop ask if yu sexy nd would yu hit in honestly is yur self esstem that low that yu need to ask random guys how "sexy" you are stfu and stob bein a ho jus sayin
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from Jamal
(915)
This chikk wasserstein alll upppppppppp oun my sak with a dildo in her ass and vag, wat the fukk
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from Cristina
(817)
My dick waz in dis girls pussy but her voice waz deep as fugck. What rmthehell?!!?
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from Bad bitch
(270)
Get at me Bitch
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from Brittany
(901)
Hmu(;
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from AllieLeann
(370)
I'm not drunk! If I start talkin about the meaning of life and shit then you know I'm drunk. So these guys keep telling me if I run in circles it'll sober me up but so far all this shits done is make me puke! Sorry my text was so long oh and thank for lettin me shoot your gun
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from Carson
(971)
Last night I went 2 a video store drunk tried to buy me and my dad porn but wouldn't let me so I bought my own dad a pipe in the shape of a dragon...he said "I'm so happy were about to bond"
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from Rena
(387)
Bored as fuqk man sumbody hmu
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from Andiee
(012)
I don't know where she is. iChat got a txt from her saying that the test was positive.... Does that mean I'm prego? And I just txted back no. Bro, o think she drank both * *es of **below last night... :/
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