DRUNK TEXTS PAGE 11
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| from Dev$$$ (251) |
Ok just woke up cnt find dig im in a bed ???? Walking dwn the hall bumping into walls lookin for my gf |
| from Cain (817) |
So I woke up next to three empty bottles and my room mates arm around me. His fiancée might be a little annoyed |
| from Me (468) |
Can youlllk help meme findde my dfrien . He's a glasse and full. |
| from Me (214) |
Aha ! Big booty! |
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| from Shawn (080) |
is my bra on your kitchen table ? |
| from Babygirl143 (377) |
Wat u guys think?an wen I say guys i mean guys only. Srry ladies |
| from jennn (018) |
the hills have THIEGHS(; |
| from Me (404) |
why is there shit in my shoe, a cookie in my xbox, a dog in my bathtub, a gun in my cereal box, and zach under my bed? |
| from Anonymous (561) |
Me and your mom got a hotel hot passionate sex put the kids to sleep lol |
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| from cantsay (561) |
Me and your mom got a hotek hot passionate sex put the kids to sleep lol |
| from 508 (900) |
Let me get yo number |
| from Hannah (012) |
Dude? Why the fuck is there a Micheal Jackson CD playing in my living room, a fucking chicken in my bathroom, and Nathan as mark on the roof.. What the fuck happen last night? |
| from Anonymous (373) |
I woke up in my driveway this morning with no car, 5 sets of keys, 3 empty vodka bottles, and a huge banana costume. please tell me you remember lastnight. |
| from Ashleyy (295) |
Went to a party last night. I was drinking and got drunk. I relized a guy I didn't like was all up on me and I turned around and puked right on him. Thats what you get fucker. |
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| from Lexi (402) |
My butt smells like sunflowers |
| from lalalalalalalala (630) |
got extremely drunk while baby sitting last night & left a few bottles out.. & my cousin got to them & we woke up to him out of his bed & pasted out by the dogs ass.. |
| from labella_vita (702) |
I went to see my guy.. had a few drinks.. bang his roommate in the bathroom ;) |
| from bo$$ladyy (508) |
;} imaaa baddd bitch, imaa imaa badd bitch. |
| from Britt (564) |
Dumped the boyfriend, finally ready to be single and to have LOTS of fun ;D |
| from Me (336) |
Ruff night :) |
| from Drunk (025) |
I was so drunk last night, i ended up sleeping with my boyfriends girlfriend..and Im a girl. Fml |
| from Am I hot? (776) |
Meeeeee ! |
| from AK ALBINO NINJA! () |
I'm not as think as u drunk I am osifsur |
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