DRUNK TEXTS PAGE 12
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| from B.h (788) |
Un imn ayt as fiRe! Wvu? :) |
| from cuttyypyy (508) |
spent the entire morning looking for my ipod. comes to find out I put it on the fridge. I found out after I kicked everyone out and called the cops. |
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| from Yuriy (732) |
In eagles lockerroom not sober |
| from Cody (651) |
I'm drinkin on some GV vodka hit me up somebody |
| from Tia (301) |
Ahhhh , Me & Another Girll Mmm Drinkingggg Is The Best |
| from Jenna (682) |
I left my clothes over there last night but I have my shoes. Who the hell let me walk out of there wearing only my shoes?!?!? |
| from aly (954) |
you know your drunk when your mom calls and you read it upside down and ask "who's wow?" |
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| from Chrissy (543) |
So I'm playing with a paintbrush and think woah it's like an octopus... Except with more tentacles. It's like a millapus!! |
| from Em (952) |
Kicked out of 18+ night and didn't even make it into a gay bar. I'd be sad if I didn't wake up with a 7 beers in my purse. |
| from hiyamac (223) |
Whats the best way to get rid of a hangover i heard olive oil and toast |
| from Samantha (327) |
I don't know who owns it. Wish I did. |
| from cs (471) |
So my friend calls me to tell me that she was having sex with her bf and he farted during the sex. WTF.. What to do in a situation like that?? |
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| from cs (471) |
So last night I was at a party and me and my friends were about to go to sleep. Cops show up .. What a buzz killer |
| from yack (403) |
My boy eats a large pizza gets drunk and texts his girl to come fuck him .. She comes as soon as he gets in the car he yacks all over the place.. And she still fucks him true love |
| from Michy;D (331) |
My close fuck bubdddy wantes ma to sensds a picv ofg myt tiyts .yu thinok I suhld :;;; |
| from lynn (760) |
So my girl n I went to the strip club and ended up taking a couple of the male strippers back to our hotel room for extra innings lol |
| from Miranda (503) |
Hhaailovve3/yihb$omesoOn."!----(I sent that to my BoyFriend:)----) |
| from your mom (234) |
I swear to drunk I'm not god |
| from carrie (724) |
Wid a buncg of friends sdrinkin I'm da only women and I'm with 5 or so guys gynns ne a fub nighty;) |
| from AlyssaMarie (803) |
This app entertains me. (: kisses to everyone. (: |
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