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from trackfan08
(781)
I'm a gorgeous gay girl that gets so Horney when I'm drunk ;) any girls with pictures wanna chat?
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from Bo$$ladyy
(508)
amazing right about now. ;)
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from jdf
(523)
Got drunk at party hit on a girl fooled around and realized i have the rare disease of liquor dick when im drunk wtf y cant my dick be sober like other guys dicks when there drunk
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from Dev
(303)
In very very very bad shape. Didn't sleep, fell in love, did drugs. I repeat, fell in love. Literally the one reason I'm not married is lack of necessary funds. Oh ya, don't know her name. Do have her # not sure how I will pull off figuring it out. She said "would it be weird if I said I loved you?" My reply?!?!?! "No... I love you too" I wish I was kidding I can't make this stuff up bro
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from fv
(927)
Do u like it?
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from Wyatt
(701)
Woke up with a midget under my bed, car on the lawn and a golf cart from the local golf course.. I have court in one month
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from Donny
(308)
I love little cocks. Lol
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from Cody
(651)
I got so drunk a * min trip toke me a *h **m by the time I got home the girl that I was goin * fuck passed out
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from bct
(559)
I got so drunk at a party last night that i nailed my cock to a table snd then set it on fire wanna check it out?
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from Jessica
(803)
I am sooooo hyper when I drunk
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from TJ
(415)
This dog needs a life
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from Kyle
(540)
When I gte drukn I fele pretty godo btu I ctan takl rihgt
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from wassup girls???
(321)
Sup girls whos ready to chat???
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from chu chu
(321)
Drinken gets me horney fucking bad whos down????
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from Monty69
(956)
Hate working Sundays and I'm still drunk. Lol
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from amber
(318)
Well I know I ruined our plans last night by not letting the peacock lose next door damnit! Instead I drank too many bloody mary's, ate my celery like a dinosaur, listened to my nigga lil wayne ps by the way you rapped for us last night... Something about you wished you had a willy lmao! I puked in my kitchen sink clogged it up and almost drownded myself in the bath tub... Man what a night
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from marlee
(704)
I just told the family I'm pregnat my mom cried and called me a stupid bitch ass whore.I guess I'm going to live with my boyfriend.
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from Zena
(804)
I knew it wasn't gonna happen once he started cooking me ramen...
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from Annette
(561)
Mice car!!!
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from mistro
(816)
Imn nto drukn at all ;) fnnuy mtoher fcuker l
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from NO
(250)
Its raining raisins for no reasons, what the fuck you know about that son !?!?
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from Bo$$ladyy
(508)
twittyyy as he'll wid my squad. no legggoooo. :)
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from C.
(905)
Cute ? mhm
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from Bo$$ladyy
(508)
Feelin dummm good. Mmmm
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from macii
(417)
Okayyy soo like I totallyyyy texted the wrong person and got some old dudeee and he wuldnt leve me lonee.. Hadda call policee
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