DRUNK TEXTS PAGE 15
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| from c. (905) |
;) yep |
| from frank (646) |
yeah hit me up |
| from Mariano (916) |
I asked my cab drivver to go on a date with me. When he said no I decided to pee in the back seat. Haha fucker |
| from zozi (984) |
my fuckin sister xD i took it. good night |
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| from sex with who (555) |
Im so drunk I woke up looking completely different with a naked guy next to me wtf happen to me |
| from sayyyy (306) |
So I wake up with half my body in my sister window and half of my body outside... Thank god my parents didn't walk in!!! |
| from Marlee (258) |
O fuck I'm pregnat |
| from fuckdaclubup (850) |
What do you call a shark and a alligator combined?? Answer; a shalogator!! |
| from Baddest. (508) |
Hmu.?! |
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| from MzLoka (027) |
ffffccccuuuukkkkeeedddd uuuppp.. |
| from lily (205) |
The only thing on here is horny guys go take a cold shower |
| from baybaylenz (539) |
da deusche wants some picckkless |
| from la (623) |
Wussup |
| from shawn (386) |
Every shot I take is like a haymaker to the chest |
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| from me (661) |
Friend:man my vagina hurts so good! Me: what lucky bastard beat it up? |
| from Jessica (270) |
Me: Oh ok well love ya and make out with ya later! Sam: sounds like a plan |
| from Taybabe123 (945) |
what a good easter got a bottle. now i need a guy thats down. any takers??? |
| from Ashley (800) |
Got wasted almost fought a biker my manger put me in a headlock, I'm going to go ahead and say quality night. |
| from jillian (401) |
i dont thinvk i shul drink anymor so inm guna down this bottel of skyyy vodka as my last hurrah |
| from jqqq (412) |
Dude he did it in the backdoor and she couldn't hold it in, he broke up with her on the spot LMAO |
| from mhmm ;) (508) |
So wish I could get some tonight too bad I'm babysitting, might be pregnant, and hurting from too much ;) |
| from Flex (260) |
Looking for ladies that want to text |
| from runfattyrun (041) |
What you think ladies |
| from Ewok (418) |
Hier soir j'étais à un party. J'suis aller dehors. C'étais sick jusqua e que jme rend compte j'avais rentrer dans la mauvaise maison... |
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