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from jayyy
(219)
so very bored need entertainment and drunknesss :)))
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from drew
(586)
Want to hook up soon hit me up ladies
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from Brock
(08)
I don't feel safe. Alot of staring makes me nervous. But if I believe in that dude beyond the clouds i should be ok. :P
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from hoebitch
(552)
I'm so drunk with Tina
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from brokencutie
(852)
Drunk I's the way to goo
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from gunk
(713)
Bunch a bullshit never been drunk or fucked little kid trolls, a lot a dreamers waking up with their dicks in their hands
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from brokencutie
(258)
Drijnk thatt bottle ;)
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from bgage1988
(989)
Hey brah. Either im with twins or im drunk as fuvk.
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from slim jim344
(780)
Holy shit I just woke up for blocks down from my house on someone's lawn wow last night was fucking crazy I can't remember shit all I know is someone had sex I found a used condom in my sweater pocketXD
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from pat
(867)
Holy crap. Way to much to drink,I think. A bit off kilter but who's up for some sexting ladies??
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from Jess
(562)
Woke up not remembering much of last night. But now when people mention things, I randomly get a reminder of things bit by bit. So far I have a big bruise on my knee, a picture on top of a naked guy's back, videos of the guys naked wrestling, knowing I took a little too much shots & a reminder that I paid for the guys' cab coz they were too drunk to realize that they didn't pay before they got off it... Their cab driver called ours to complain -___- it was either a really good night or a really bad one; I still can't decide.
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from gansta
(723)
On his ass so hung over from last night shit ever beer all over the floor like a *** cans or so woke up with pepol passed out on the floor haha fun night man if u want text me **********
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from Jenny
(817)
Damn last night was over rated I woke up on top of my neighbors house naked with a tattoo. The worst part is it's a guys name who I don't know on my neck!!!!
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from T&B
(815)
Dude, I just got in trouble for eating dog food.. (sent at 1:30 A.M.)
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from chloezahm;)
(716)
soo i easily give guys head too often.. and last night me and my friend were so wasted that we both sucked these guys's dicks then made out with the cum in our mouth.. my mouth tastes like vodka and cum... lolol I'm sure the boys liked it
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from 2 drnk to giv a fuk
(000)
Im like not not drnk but like i feeel me drunk
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from dtf is not down to funky dance psh
(222)
My blind poodle got lost in the rain
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from India
(654)
What the fuck
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from Alexandra
(2)
Sry.. I took it myself. So not that good. But its up to u. What do u think?
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from xorachaelbabyxo
(060)
Taste of cum and alcohol in my mouth . What a good night !
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from Fadel
(971)
Anyone in Dubai, to get drunk then missin' around?
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from jade(:
(350)
Dtff, hit on me? Girls or guys. As long as your horny and sexy!(;
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from Alison
(414)
Drunk, on a beach
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from leslie
(631)
Like taking candy from a baby
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from kelly
(828)
want to fuck
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