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from lushous
(631)
Yea i ve been fuckin ya husband megan he was mine first how u like my left overs
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from lushous
(631)
Lol sorry meghan i been fucking ya husband the hole time n i gave him head at his sisters house the nite before u got married n now that u r seperated he cant get enough of me
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from jazz
(271)
Well she pushed open the door and ran to go puke in the bathroom she didn't even realize I was fucking her brother, so ya we got away with it ;)
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from britt
(010)
I surprised my boyfriend by waking him up as I was giving him head(;
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from Jacoby's Wifey :)
(219)
So I just woke up and I can't go back to sleep which is suprising cause we had wine but anywayzzzz my hubby looks so damn cute when he's asleep he'll he does all the time so since I can't go back to sleep I'm gonna give him head. ;)
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from Brittany
(010)
Sex tonight ? I hope so(;
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from captin tiger
(641)
So lame . Too tired to tango .
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from hala
(525)
So im at this party and i started hitting on this hot ass quarter back from my school so we found a room and started foolin around then one thing led to another and we decided to have sex heres the catch tho he couldnt find the hole i mean seriously he couldnt find it what kinda quarterback cant find it
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from taylor
(376)
lmfao wow just wanted my pic up
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from john
(961)
Damn u should see this asshole at this party
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from Brittany
(010)
Getting live as fuck(;
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from cobe
(317)
Ok so im ** and im at my freinds party last night and thr is alcahol right and lots of sexy babes but thr is * tht is just so amazingly sexy n then i get wasted n i wake up with *used condoms beside me and * on my dick still n tht sexy girl beside me idk what went on but then i found a vid on my ph* and lets just say im * lucky muther fucker
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from Al & Ty
(2)
We are stonnnnned as a motherfucker :P we are in the car and our house is right there and were out here, why is that? I dont understand :(. Ps. This took ** minutes to write and it rhymed and like ** minutes to read and this ps message is taking even longer than the real * and idk why were still writing on here and idk bye £(:-)-|--< cool ---------------------------^
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from Tylar
(904)
Woke up this morning, naked, on a mattress with a dude, and outside in my friends front yard. I wonder what I did at that party last night...
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from snake
(774)
Some dude put up a girls pic and asked for nudes from other chicks.....genius!
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from Kelly
(468)
Woke up this morning with my pants off and my friends dog eating my pussy
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from hells yeA
(270)
Lol just woke up wit no clothes in a bed wit a guy and dnt know what happened
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from lexy
(360)
I don't think he'll believe me if I told him I put my pants on my head...
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from Tim
(780)
Just had a hot 3 sum in my shower with 2 girls! It was the best way to lose my virginity!
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from me
(595)
Hey gurls so horny Who wants to sexxt?? Gimme numba plz 8---->~~0:
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from Rachey;)
(482)
I'm bout to drink some vodka and is very horny!! Boys hit me up ;)
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from AlexAndra
(000)
Hot?????
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from Tyler
(303)
I am not well. I will never be well. I am a drunk. I will die a drunk. I cannot stop drinking because i am selfish and i want my own life to be where i want it to be. Which is impossible.
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from Matt
(780)
Damn I'm so horny. Just got out of the gym. Looking pretty swoe. Hit me up ladies, or guys.
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from michelle
(845)
LOL just remembered I downloaded all of the "drunk" apps on my iPhone last night, priceless.
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