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from diz
(726)
What if you have a guy friend who's been your friend for years and we got drunk together last night and he asked me to go home with him and when I sat by him he kept touching my legs.. I don't know if it was just drunkenness..??
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from britany
(290)
I love enricia
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from drunklilsister
(567)
Im at a pub with this guy obsessively drunk n hes about to take me home with him my brother just so happens to be at the same pub n knocks the guy out he picks me up carrys me to his car n wen we got home he made me eat candy, watch invader zim (old favorite cartoon show), and i woke up to a side of chocolate chip pancakes n a teddy bear in my bed. Guess who just bumped up her bedtime to 9:00?!? :O
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from MsKitty
(402)
Had some AMAZING lesbian sex last nite and omg I'm cravin more!!!
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from lafonda
(608)
I just stuck a whole cucumber up my püssy and cummed 1 litre
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from corey
(479)
Damn your a sexy bitch
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from uh.huh
(412)
Why were u wearin tht bright ass shirt last night.... Better yet, y did I wake up with it on
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from akuma99
(440)
A revalation! Emos are a bunch of butterfaces who use a shitton of makeup to hide their faces but have bomb ass bodies!, scene chicks, however have both amazing faces and bodies, they're like a win win!( ps thank god for autocorrect)
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from hollyy23
(905)
Bbm buddy?!
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from angel
(427)
Went to this party last night and got drunk and made out with two guys and don't remember going home turns out they were my brothers lol
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from akuma99
(440)
Be honest what's the first thing you thought of?
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from AlexANDRA
(659)
Got sooo drunk. We fucked all night with ourselves and our boyfriends..... Need more fucking. Who's in?!?!
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from Sarah
(508)
I can't see
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from sexybitch
(613)
My panties!
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from AlexANDRA
(2)
I know who u are. :D
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from willi
(310)
=]
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from armanigirl
(903)
Like red?
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from kayytee
(446)
made out with this guy in the back of work ((again)) and got blue balled;; good thing my motto is "let him go blue & good chance he won't talk to you" lol so of course I helped him out ;D
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from Kibbykat
(570)
Be jealous because I'm just that cute:]
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from linzi
(870)
Lustbrhis is Linzi n I'm dink suck it up bitchhhhhh
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from AlexANDRA
(000)
Fuck me. Fuck me hard. Make me moan all night. XD
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from naked
(724)
Omg I woke up naked and my clothes on the railing of the steps WTF
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from bexi:*
(204)
Why don't you wanna go to the zoo? Reply: The animals might eat me :O
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from kayytee18
(702)
made out with a guy in the back room of our job while the girl who is love with him (& i hate) searched the store for him; #pimpinAINTeasy ;D
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from AlexANDRA
(000)
Talk dirty to me baby. U start. Plz!!!! Make it very very very detailed... ;)
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