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from alliah
(682)
just got my brains fucked out buy evan, it was so great. so baby can you come pick me up i'm too wasted to drive.
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from Lily12
(547)
Today I was fucking fucked up because my boyfriend was fucking me and then he liked my vajj and I was sucking his dick and I think I swallowed his sperm we had sex all night he also started humping my it was the funniest and best night ever
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from fag
(469)
I just woke with my dick in my sisters pussyyy
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from Sexy baby
(512)
Just got drinkkkkk fuckedd by a tranniye! Best sex everr
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from Me
(407)
IMF tredy too fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk!?:&: cpne n hert
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from Haley n Nat
(613)
Hahahahahahaahahaha I'm so drunkjust gett me some dunkaros and get mee thefuxk outta HeRE giiiiiiiiiiirllllll
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from Mom
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I finnnk ur se.....ssss Ahh fuck ir
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from Not drunk
(577)
Boobies u Asian me soo horny mmmmmm? I got $5 u love me long time
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from neeekOH
(422)
merrrrrrr. its 230 and um shitfased. TGIF !!!!!
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from Fefe
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I watz to suck yor dikkkkkk. Tanks por buyinf me diner!!!!!!!!!!?!!
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from Me
(315)
You know it's a good night when you turn on your gps in the morning and it say, "finding beer"
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from Chris
(260)
Immm not as think as ybou drunk I am officer!
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from Bf
(248)
Not I swear to drunk I'm not gods cop
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from Alyssa S
(920)
Im drunk im just kidding i got this new drunk text app
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from Me
(301)
I hate is when I'm drunk and smoke and blow smoke in my own eye
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from Me
(559)
I'm fucx up & I wNt your dicsk!!!
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from Slayerrrrrr
(357)
I love girls when I'm drunken cause the are funny and killerrrrz
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from Me
(816)
Él ser como \Babe esta noche de sexo?\ y yo estaré como \Hell yeah!\
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from Hey
(357)
Hey sennd me a beer
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from Lilgio
(907)
Im home take me drunk
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from Koda
(260)
That moment When u resize that ur making A complete idiot of ur self so embarising
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from Ariel
(902)
Where is your boyfriend at tonight ? At vu dancing and getting with other girls
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from Me
(574)
Wish I was there. There ate three of everyone. I do t think ie ever been three of everyone before. Tlell cus Chris I say hi
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from Bolly
(514)
I was like grody? N yur like naah so im like ok naah n yur like grody n im like waat?
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from Me
(819)
Drank to mich puked on my gf
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