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from Nikki
(592)
U like?
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from Nikki
(592)
Look what we were freaked doing at my bf party.
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from 1210
(657)
So what's the point in this..
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from Nikki
(592)
I was totally making out with my ex boyfriend .. When he just finish making out this this girl.. Rhonda. he knows this place.. That when he does something... I ALWAYS start to make out with him. Damn.
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from Sam
(253)
Soooo??(:
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from shoota1992
(474)
Ok soi I found out that you can't trust no body! Y'all left me at this party alone! WTF?
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from ky
(810)
Me:Wait would I hit what? Girl: "this" Me: yea.... With a truck
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from Hyori:3
(606)
Why has my txt not show up yet?
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from Amanda
(603)
lloooongggg diicckkk. luchadore. push pump too much
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from Hyori:3
(606)
Well? Beside the hand. My bf's.
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from laylo
(659)
Wanna see more?
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from mic2
(985)
Okay, so I was at a party one minute and woke up the next minute in a guys bed with my bestfriend keinen next to me .. Naked.
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from Aren
(751)
Gin and Jose Cuervo
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from jaine
(001)
Haha this shit us so fucking fake cuz when your really drunk you dont fuking txt or take pictures of your aelf you fall to the floor or pass out its the stupid friends that do the crap Nd evryone who drunk txts isnt drunk :)) haha
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from J
(702)
Testing!
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from Native
(978)
I was drinking with my brother (cousin) and he was pretty fucked up, and I woke up with him touching me and idk if that's just being drunk or would he really do that?
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from lee
(323)
i tole u i was in love wit my mom she aint even belive me bae idk what to do we gpt 12 kids
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from laxerbabe
(905)
If u can look for my thong or dress I lost them after jumping out ur window when my boyfriend walked in... No worries I'm scratch free and u were amazing;)
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from o.o
(605)
I woke up NAKED........... With guy next to me. Omgomg. Don't even like him. Get him out!!!! ㅔㅣㄷㅁㄴㄷ! Please!
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from JaCkie
(636)
not even noon yet n I'm already naked ;)
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from Adam1294
(445)
Got drunk at j's house got caught by the police fell asleep in cop car.just woke up with note on table sayin "felt bad left u at party when cops showed up, bailed u out.your welcome....here's my number call me tomrw had a good time with you" next to the note was her panties nd a beer I'd say I had a great night
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from tinsky
(431)
Hey ocifer !! I gotta trunk fulla babiez . Buht miy bakseat is mpty zo we gotz room ! Jouin mie bak hear !!!
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from dc
(235)
Oh fuckin a i did it again got shit faced wasted new years thought my cuz was a random hot ass female and woke up next to her and we were both naked and i had a rubber on my dick god damit
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from kiki
(506)
girl i got soo drunk last night.. i woke up this morning with a bite mark on my neck and a hand print bruis on my a$$... wtf....fml
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from annonomus
(506)
omg plzzz pick me up i dont knows were i is.. just woke up naked in someones house with pizza sauce on my face.....save me
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