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from annonomus
(506)
omg plzzz pick me up i dont knows were i is.. just woke up naked in someones house with pizza sauce on my face.....save me
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from Erica
(439)
Is my mom okay? Is she okay? Seriously, is my mom okay?
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from sonicyumm
(777)
Herhehehe I looooooove catlin we fuck all night loooong!
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from mountain28
(817)
Am I the only one getting wasted on a Sunday.
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from kol
(903)
Yessssss, new years
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from la
(903)
He had a baby arm for a penis.
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from joquan
(592)
Woke up in a swimsuit.... With no top. Probably friend. And in purple hair.
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from Melana
(559)
I just woke up with a bleeding leg and ankle and bruises all over my legs.
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from FuckOffbitches
(916)
Woke up with red hair gotta love my friends.
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from corey
(314)
Oh man. Did I do that?
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from Cassy
(630)
Let's play naked twister
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from musician
(559)
Holy shit that cow was fuckin humpin my leg it gave me milk
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from michelle
(412)
Jussss so u kno I cummed to fuckn u grindin
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from michellekimmiegarakian
(541)
The last thing I remember was saying "let's jus do it, it'll be funny." then I woke up in the ER.
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from chris
(214)
"I don't fucking smoke rats"
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from brandon
(720)
Holla at ya boy
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from fassycox
(630)
Happy new year
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from Gunit03
(203)
I'm shit faced already... Looking to fuck anything that walks... Women of course...
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from bob
(651)
Dude why my butt hole hurt so bad
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from alyUSMC
(415)
u was hella peein in the pool then someone pushed u in and u just laughed n laughed got out n some girl went to help u get washed in the shower
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from that one kid
(754)
Is this for high text to?? Cause I'm so baken!!
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from al
(410)
Im not gunn go crazy. im gounng be go gef 6f 3e3vesofeg
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from Alex freak
(918)
I just found out that I can fit 2 dicks in my mouth. Also, 1 in the butt and 3 in my vag
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from somm
(716)
I needsome big balls to vaccum.that vaccum vacums big balls.grandna woild enjoy that
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from Hyori:3
(606)
Good afternoon!
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