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from Hyori:3
(606)
Yippee. Took pic in my room. Does it look okay?
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from Hyori:3
(606)
Another pic.
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from Hyori:3
(606)
Do I look pretty? I would show u a better pic. Maybe later. I also dyed my hair.
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from mekkkyyy
(208)
I just get back n went 2 Slp,,,,,,,I find beer under my pillow I was so happy I went that day back,,,,,,,,,
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from Kristen
(904)
So like I woke up on the back porch with a beer in one hand and a shot glass in the other I'd say I'm pretty happy!!!
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from alex
(700)
Him: where the f*** are you? We lost you last night...? Me: I just woke up tied to a bed naked...Covered in peanutbutter with a goat next to me. Idk wtf happened! Him: haha that's hilarious! Me: yeah haha FUCK YOU. Guy 2: dawg Blake just texted me I didn't actually think you were gonna do what that girl told you to. Me: what girl? Guy2: oh you don't remember...We'll talk about her later.....
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from mello yello
(828)
Me and big mo aka molasses chillen in these satin sheets wit toenail scratches and lightening
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from lexi-jane
(414)
Confession....I faked my orgasm last night
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from Anonymous
(987)
Well??
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from _(:_
(210)
I was at a library and then he came and we started fucking. Not so silent night. Am a whore?
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from success
(796)
''I'm gonna tuck your pajamas into your vagina hole.''
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from Cassy
(630)
We wanna know who's prettier
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from LaLa_Love
(760)
Andrew:You be my fwin ehen I ida be druk az fruknn shit? Me: Andrew what the hell are you talkin about.? Andrew:I wuv youuuuuu Me: Andrew go to bed asshole
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from wtf
(23)
Fucking girl friend just pissed my bed fast asleep pissed up fuming!!
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from guy
(217)
any horny girls?
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from allysonn
(794)
Sambuca= night of throwing shit, falling off fences, and stealing a dog... Next morning feel like crap have a few shots and I'm ready to go.
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from Cassy
(630)
Simple yet fantastic
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from kyle
(805)
My early Christmas present
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from MEE<3
(794)
I woke up this morning with $80 and bottle of chocolate and no clue where I am... Gettin it started at 14? I think win.
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from friends<3
(000)
My friend:MY ASS GURTS. Me:what happend? My friend: I WAN
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from steven
(859)
Got to drunk punched a kid so hard had to call an ambulance what a fucking night lmfao
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from Kristen
(320)
Got so drunk last night I think I made out with my room mates boyfriend then tried to have a threesome
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from George
(447)
When I've eaten pie my tummy go yum yum and then I like to go weeeee weeeeee weeee and run in the yard
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from Chelsea
(260)
Well we were all at the cabin then that's all I remember...I woke up on the table with my best friend!
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from shannon
(618)
woke up on my driveway, missing my car my cellphone and my shirt. this means my night was a success. now just got to find my stuff, crap.
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