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from laweezyanaboy
(337)
Got completely wasted an woke up in the middle of my ex an her best friend naked. One of my top drunk nights ever!!!!!
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from your mother
(717)
Anyone else ever gotten shit faced and licked a guitar on a couch?
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from RobbieRobb
(610)
I got fit shaced and passed out. Only to roll over and throw up all over my girlfriend. And she thought she was getting some cuddle time in....then apparently I was on all fours talking to the dog. Oh and I woke up with my pants halfway down my ass.....WTF
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from celeste!
(778)
my brunettee hair !
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from .modestmouse
(604)
never ever doing e again .. especially while drinking alcohol. fuck
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from ;)
(416)
good night? i think so
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from armani
(903)
;) muahhh........
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from armani
(903)
The queen bitch of laxatives has spoke again! Ignore her Nicole!
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from bla
(077)
I got drunk at a party .. thought I could fly so I jumped out the ... now I'm at the hospital with a broken leg with a hangover
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from Mike
(91)
may i come to your house to sleep with your sister?? really sorry about our breakup though.
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from Mike
(91)
may i come to your house to sleep with your sister?? really sorry about our breakup though.
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from Mike
(91)
may i come to your house to sleep with your sister?? really sorry about our breakup though.
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from Nicole<3
(918)
Watcha think? Lol(:
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from he he
(401)
Ha ha she walked in on us an got a preview of my shit for free
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from Girl
(218)
I found that I feel way more drunk than I am when I don't wear glasses. I say it.s a win... Get drunk cheaper.
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from jake
(817)
Ffm= 18 m us. Hit me up for some pics
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from chelss
(905)
:) goodmorning
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from briiiinnnnnneeeeeeyyyyy
(954)
Boreddddddddddddd
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from hyu
(258)
So im at this party im talking to a chick were all drunk here next thing i know my friend got hit in nuts my reply to him holy shit u got hit in the mc twiddle berrys hes like u didnt hear the crack when i got hit i was lile ummm holy shit ur mc twiddle berrys are broken lol best night ever
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from nicole
(845)
BORED AS FUCK! xD
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from Armanigirl
(903)
Oh and laxbabe got u a little Xmas present early...
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from blahblahh(:
(360)
I'm ready for you (;
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from Nicole
(824)
Bored(: which is hotter?
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from Aussie
(760)
Bored and horny txt me. P.s. I'm a guy and i'm lookin to talk to a girl
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from Jack
(631)
I'm gay and hornyyyyy any guy is welcomed ;)
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