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from tyler
(337)
chewing nicorette gum, smokin a joe, bouta go put my nicotine patch on.
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from Haha!
(217)
This is what you get when I'm drunk and you take my cigs and beer!
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from Haywire
(993)
I'm drunk and I fell stupid spell check fick smart phones they smart me
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from Dan
(974)
So happy my girlfriend finally agreed on a 3some!!! Till I found out I was soooo wasted I was just seeing two of her :(
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from shawn
(859)
lmfao i pissed everywhere
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from boyfriend
(415)
i ljove yiu babyu dnt woory i not drunk
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from Me
(327)
The next day
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from Me
(299)
Drunk at the college!! Yeah boy!
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from BandzHOE
(604)
Man Ran I Ran Through The Strip Sayn Nobody Loves Boobies More Than i Do Nd Then Ran Nd Put My Face In A Random Girl Boobs
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from Wtf
(416)
Ong I dist know what I'm talkings about
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from blondee2597
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i guess i was soo drunk last night i fell down the stairs i landed with my legs up the guy i liked said let me get inside you
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from Me
(432)
Me and my boyfriend were together for a week I got drunk and told him I loved him.. Oops :X
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from Mendoza13
(463)
We need 3 girls to party hit me up !!!!
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from som girluy
(360)
uhh shit were my thong i gt get 2 a fukn strip clb
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from Anthony+11
(281)
My friend after a night on 6th street in ATX on new years... He just knocked over a bottle of champagne while trying to find a place to sleep on the floor
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from Sum grlll
(448)
We were bout 2 fuk n I wasn't into it.. He was unsercumsized .. I broke his penis!
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from Kiki1022
(011)
Yo any one in springfield that wants some jucey pussy
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from Taylor
(801)
My boy fran is puttin face in puss area already duuuuuurty bout
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from Jose
(921)
Wads up fucking ddirunk before new years trying to get laid(;
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from Ap13
(300)
Drunk as piss and just pulled up next to a police officer with his lights on at a stop light and literally pissed my self unbghhvhk
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from Lexie
(363)
I fell asleep at the bar and woke up naked withd a woman and i's a girl
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from Whiskeygirl
(010)
Noq lfficer I havent ebeen drinqixng
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from Brenan
(840)
Anyone from Utah and wants to get plastered?!?!
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from Brittineenicole
(409)
What do ya think??(;
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from her dick
(640)
my thonggggg that unties on the side
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