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from dick
(640)
thoong
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from her
(640)
boobs!
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from chelsea
(640)
she gotta donk ;)
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from idk
(670)
my friends tit...
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from anma
(640)
sexx?im downnn !!!! imma girl and i like pusssssyy!
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from Rachelle
(763)
You likkkke??? :)
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from Little Case
(290)
BOOOOOOOOBIES leesh!!! Booobies!!!!
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from Heyy
(619)
He wanted a picture of my boobs (:
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from Quinn
(087)
I woke up next to my best friend feeling really good....were both dudes... Fuck
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from Andersian
(767)
NIPPLES!!!!!! Hole mutha im drunk friends took to unkown strip joint ive never been to or ever heard of we walkin in and a totally topless girl that works there walked up and said to me u look drunk i was like fuckin right i am and next thing i know she said play with my nipples sqweez em like there jello molds i swear i just jizzed my pants
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from Friend
(340)
I'm so wasted. I chinch I nailed my step sister and liked if
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from Bs
(304)
Blah haha
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from Ksas221
(230)
Dudde i fuckinn drunk lik a bitch
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from 95
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You know you've had a good night when you get in at *.**am with no shoes on, still off your nut looking like a bea* prostitute
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from Ashrex
(304)
Drunkkkk
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from jay
(410)
last week i knocked up a girl in my dreams and turns out i wasn't dreaming.......
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from jay
(410)
i slept over at my friends cause my car broke down and woke up with my dick in his sisters mouth
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from Lady
(714)
Man love to get drunk cause i get so fucking horny ;)
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from cami
(905)
so drunk took pics of d myself hot or not?????? ?
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from supertits
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im in class an im high as fuck bein a lezbo an suckn dick
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from supertits
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i jus had sloppy drunk sex with my husband im pregnet now
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from Brittany Selavo
(868)
"I just went skiny dupping in the poo you horse"
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from Dunno
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Don't remember this at all..
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from Dee
(421)
My girlfriend has a fuzzy black -and whitee Deer?
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from Bo$$ladyy
(508)
aaaaayyyyyyy. my buddy Jose cuervo.<3 legggoooo.
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