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from Whitty
(630)
got drunk walked from Rt 59 to farnworth feet are fucked up!!!
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from Dan
(314)
I dicking hate you
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from Friend
(970)
Trashed
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from Gucci!(Marni;)!)
(314)
I just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to keep going and tried to high five me.
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from Bri
(629)
Whatttya think? Hgfgvvj
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from starlingalexis
(850)
Woke up with this in my bathroom
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from Drunklady
(540)
Omg I ran over my boyfriend
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from Me
(012)
To my friend; WTF MY BOYFRIEND call ME hish Girls!
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from Rick
(915)
Hey I'd like to fuck anything with a hole
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from Stacy
(778)
I am not drunk ! I just hed to muchj to drank
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from Red
(479)
My ex wife is such a fuckin bitch.
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from Homee
(765)
I jost fuk dog:)
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from Hom
(386)
Penis penis penis vagaina vagaina vagaina
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from mike
(845)
Just got road head ;) ran off the road my cars Alrite
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from taybabe13
(945)
horney (; !
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from ~^•••3333~~^£€
(205)
You whaaaat maaaann I'm druuunk
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from erry
(081)
alll in all i wannmaa fucjibg bang tbr fucjib shot out of tou because ur sok hot(;
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from boii
(081)
whi do yo hhave * be sol ficking secy all the timme jodephh.. beciae i wannt bang thr cuvking fick out of you becuse yoir reallyyygh secuyyyy and i thonk i loveyou<****;
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from mee
(018)
hieeyy babbbjjy shatyas goodd bruuudaayym
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from Kenty
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Rate the twins!
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from Kenty
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Bi girl looking for some fun ;)
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from Did
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Who wants to get on me? I'm horny, wet and waiting!
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from dunno
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Got drunk and let some lads draw on me ;)
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from Chub
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What do ya think of these drunk girls?
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from Sara
(303)
Me: I'll blow you Me: I'm so hornyyyyyyy Me: Ph my goonses boys style my phone I didn't mean that jt ki think your very cute and if my fine former shave auto cores t I d drunken in sound I had my first and otter omers after that short knight Me: I'll fuck u Me: Oopsrd Me: Sorry don't listen to neo Me: Me Me: Oopsiss we do shots Him: haha sounds like you had fun last night
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