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from Lb
(985)
Oh great, i woke up with a boyfriend.
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from Friend
(520)
Friend: was I really that drunk last night? Me: Yes you threw my hamster across the room and yelled pikeachew attack
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from Kate
(632)
whatta ya think?
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from Me
(757)
Thia fuckin guy
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from Cameron
(757)
Im tired of kissing you and i wanna fuck my first black. Come over
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from Robyn marie
(714)
Hi there. I'm Robyn Marie add me on facebook BRAAH ! I do METHHHHH. >:) wanna fuckk?(;
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from Bitchyyy bree
(427)
I was so drunk last night I brought a girl home to her to my mom and yelled don't you want to fuck her and I started banging her in front of my mom!
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from Blah blah
(757)
All of you bitches are gay as fuck
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from Dan
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I wanns cumm all I've you bane!
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from Sam
(836)
I wax mo drugs last night i ate mi far keys
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from Monkey34
(450)
I Was So Drunk Lastnight My Dogs Legs Was Shoved Up My Butt And I Was Sucking His Tail
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from Dillon
(979)
Dude remember last night when i broke up with my gf? And then told that other chick to come over later? Well they both came over that night. At the same time, this morning was awkward when i woke up with my ex gf.
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from Cody
(925)
I'm on a coke And booze bender and I have a fat black naked dime peice bitch bent over and I'm tongue punching her fart box And she has a forty of mickeys in her pussy fat end first
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from Tallas
(604)
Hae bae Han u Cum picks me up I lub u souper much n I ned u to get ma
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from Kirsten
(519)
i got so drunk last night i started nailing a manician thinking it was alive
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from Rello
(618)
So some chick blew me at the bar then told her friend to come see my monster cock she's had to try it too for some reason:) but oh well all in good fun and great party!!!
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from Bryant
(318)
Whatcha think?
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from Jeremy
(860)
I got so drunk last that I text my cousin at 8 in the morning telling him that his girlfriend had a big ass head!? WTF!?
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from Myka!!! 
(705)
Last night, I decided that it would be a good Idea to steal my dads Mercedes, while drunk! I just wanted to ride down town and show it off! Oh I showed it off alright, I flipped it twice! Dads taking me to court in two weeks. Glad there is some love in our family! Thanks dad!
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from Jen
(207)
My friend just cut open a pineapple and started yelling spongebob I know your fucking in there!
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from jetson
(404)
Just now woke up with one sock on & t shirt for shorts.. Good night?
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from Garrett
(780)
All in good fun
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from Garrett
(020)
Drunkin Alberta boy!! Tequila sunrise!!!! Weeeeuuuuuu!!!!
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from Tiff
(918)
Ok anybody else think laxbabe is a total bitch? Gawd hoar get a life and stop puttin everybody down hoar! Puh-leeze comment if she pisses u off and thumbs up this post. And laxbabe, please comment so u can make more of an ass of urself! thumbs up if u agree!
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from Dreama
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This site is like a classorom, except I don't hate it. lol
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