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From BOB (972)

{ Posted by ddddd on 2010-06-20 17:44:14 }

DUDE!! you asshole! i passed out you wrote OUT OF SERVICE on my forehead last night!! and i have to go to work today and it wont come off!!

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From sexxxy16	Sep 5 2010, 21:15
"dammmm that really sucks. good luck getting it off!!! LOL :)"

From Singer	Jul 30 2011, 23:43
"at least you didn't have lipstick on your face and it wouldn't come off and you had to go to a birthday party the next day and your ex boyfriend was there... yeahh"

From Drunk sailer girl	Feb 25 2012, 20:10
"Haha that's so fucking funny dude "