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From anonymous (987)

{ Posted by anonymous on 2010-08-15 23:50:32 }

I just got my daughter pregnant

Most Recent Comments

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From drunk07

 Oct 23 2010, 00:09
"Wtf"

From drunk07

 Oct 23 2010, 00:09
"U just sick"

From kiki

 Oct 30 2010, 11:53
"dude ur messed"

From ez

 Oct 31 2010, 21:04
"Are you mental?"

From max

 Nov 2 2010, 09:57
"yippeeee"

From sexyemolexy321

 Nov 10 2010, 23:46
"Eww now the babys gunna be all deformed n shit!!"

From laxbabe

 Nov 27 2010, 18:50
"That's nasssttttyyyyy wats wrong with u"

From Kisa Sohma

 Dec 28 2010, 19:30
"Ur messed up"

From FuckYoubitches

Jan 7 2011, 03:53
"You guys are dumb. If you can't tell he's just trying to get attention. No one on there fucking right minds would post this and it's a crime and if ur daughter is under age its considered rape. This is fake but I hope the cops read it and believe it and t"

From belle

 Feb 2 2011, 00:54
"Shut the hell up! My biyfeind came in my room and started makeing out with me and then took stuff off so i did to and know hes fucking me shit it feels good "

From belle

 Feb 2 2011, 01:21
"Bitcch how. U stupid fag"

From AlexANDRA

 Aug 6 2011, 23:33
"Kiss Sohma from fruits baskets!"

From Ladybug

 Aug 7 2011, 13:38
"Your sick and demented... Get some help"

From Ithaca2011

 Aug 15 2011, 20:11
"One word. Abortion!"

From Jimmyg

 Jan 7 2012, 08:56
"2 words,high five."

From Nightdragons

 Jan 24 2012, 00:25
"Um... You should get some MAJOR help"

From Керка

 Jan 31 2012, 23:02
"You sick fuck! "

From Corcorsr

 Jan 31 2012, 23:12
"Twisted freak"

From BelAirRain

 Apr 14 2012, 12:06
": Wow!! Your just fucked up! "

From VANNAH

 Apr 19 2012, 12:08
"Im sure you didd"

 

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