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From Anonymous (987)

{ Posted by country<3 on 2010-08-21 02:12:57 }

oh fuck man, I got a grenade !

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From smithj

 Aug 21 2010, 02:21
"Jump on it!"

From country<3

 Aug 21 2010, 02:23
"Will do"

From sbd1

 Aug 21 2010, 14:27
"he'll yes "

From hos.sway

 Nov 11 2010, 19:17
"BOOOOOOM! *explosions everywhere*"

From andersian

 Mar 9 2011, 00:37
"Dont pull a pauly shor now like in the movie the army now where he throws the pin and droppes the grenade"

 

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