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From Anonymous (987)

{ Posted by XtReMe8661 on 2010-08-21 19:23:09 }

I'm not in the mood to be teabagged today...maybe tomorrow with a facial?

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From chica

Aug 22 2010, 01:15
"That's fucking disgusting ...u whore!"

From hos.sway

Nov 11 2010, 19:21
"Wow great customer service!"

From Monty69

May 16 2011, 18:55
"I think I love you girl. I want to teabag you. Call me **********"