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From Anonymous (987)

{ Posted by on 2010-09-05 12:01:57 }

Lick it. Stick it. Suck it. Fuck it. Eat it. Beat it. Jam it. Cram it!

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From fastkimberly

Sep 10 2010, 17:48
"I freaking love this saying.... I wanna steal it... I stole it;) muah....."

From ~Nikki~

Jan 17 2011, 14:19
"This is really catchy. Lol. Love to hear someone say it."

From sidbop

Jul 28 2011, 01:22
"Thanks! I'm gonna say that to my friend now"

From Candybiggs

Jan 25 2012, 02:26
"Youre bisgusting. "