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From Aaron (757)

{ Posted by Aaron on 2010-04-14 19:49:07 }

walked in on some1 peeing on my bong, left to get a bat to beat his ass then came back and he was taking a dump in my pillow case, damn vodka

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From kalakhalifa

Jan 4 2011, 00:26
"I woulda beat him w/ the fuckin pillow case"