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From yummy (963)

{ Posted by andersian on 2010-10-21 15:07:43 }

So i was with my girl last night havin a few beers and she turns and says hun i want u to fuck the shit outa me right now so as im fuckin her she says honey by the way um im pregnant i hope that dosnt ruin the mood im like nah then a few more mins go by and shes like honey um what would u say if i told u i fucked the dog and it came inme and i found out three weeks later that i was pregnant now i might add we havent had sex in nine months and she get cum in herpussy by a dog and finds out three weeks later shea preg how the fuck does that happin?

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From You

Dec 13 2010, 12:17
"Are an idiot"

From Bo$$lady

Jun 1 2011, 02:37
"That's gross."

From tink12

Jun 4 2011, 17:00
"wow...........someones a retard.."

From Cadenold

Jul 25 2011, 06:30
"Did you finish at least"