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From Kerri (206)

{ Posted by phreb on 2010-04-15 14:47:56 }

Wow i losted my car keys and where did my pantys go

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From Anthony

 Jul 8 2011, 04:17
"I have them "

From andersian

 Oct 10 2011, 14:13
"No i got them and of u ever want em back ur gonna have to fuck me like u fucked my dog last night"

 

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