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from anonymous
(987)
I just got my daughter pregnant
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from Anonymous
(987)
Just had sex with my sister
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from NIck
(534)
3 12 Dude i Jus walked in on my mom givin dad head can i come over
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from shelly
(041)
like my ass?
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from Aaron
(757)
walked in on some1 peeing on my bong, left to get a bat to beat his ass then came back and he was taking a dump in my pillow case, damn vodka
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from Brady
(705)
that penis i rode last night felt amazing i love dick and i am a man
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from Anonymous
(987)
So last night my gf was at a babyshower I went to go see how it was goin and i walked in and she was having sex with my brother
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from winning
(300)
What do you think???
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from John
(315)
Dude, I just sent Heather a nude pic of me but, after it sent i realized i just sent it to my boss. He is not gonna be happy and i am gonna need a new job...
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from angel
(427)
Went to this party last night and got drunk and made out with two guys and don't remember going home turns out they were my brothers lol
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from Marlee
(258)
O fuck I'm pregnat
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from matt
(954)
This is rediculous... I call called u 5 times... You can't even call me back.. Wtf..
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from Alex
(000)
Sexy? Would u hit?
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from MC
(770)
Why does my ass hurt? I'm a man that feels like I've been used like a women.
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from Anonymous
(987)
Still a virgin... Fml
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from meh
(559)
taken , happily; just wanna see what people think(;
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from Monkey34
(450)
I Was So Drunk Lastnight My Dogs Legs Was Shoved Up My Butt And I Was Sucking His Tail
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from anonymous
(987)
I shit my self
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from Nicole
(503)
he literally would not leave i left like 3 times to "run errands" and he just stayed watching tv, i dont think he fully grasps what a one night stand really is
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from Anonymous
(987)
She def shouldn't have ate corn before we had anal!
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from Donny
(308)
I love little cocks. Lol
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from Dave S
(305)
the bottle is almost done and this slut still doesnt look good enough..fk... bad night
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from Belinda
(026)
I loved balls unti i realised i was allergic to milk.
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from yummy
(963)
So i was with my girl last night havin a few beers and she turns and says hun i want u to fuck the shit outa me right now so as im fuckin her she says honey by the way um im pregnant i hope that dosnt ruin the mood im like nah then a few more mins go by and shes like honey um what would u say if i told u i fucked the dog and it came inme and i found out three weeks later that i was pregnant now i might add we havent had sex in nine months and she get cum in herpussy by a dog and finds out three weeks later shea preg how the fuck does that happin?
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from snake
(774)
Some dude put up a girls pic and asked for nudes from other chicks.....genius!
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