WORST DRUNK TEXTS PAGE 19
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| from Anonymous (987) |
I want u baby 2 come fuck me so hard! It felt so good last nite! Damn my boobs r getting huge! Their rly hard 2! |
| from Anonymous (987) |
I lode busssex!!!! |
| from Anonymous (987) |
I woak up this morning next to a bent golf club jar of Vaseline and a goat... And I can't find my left shoe |
| from Anonymous (987) |
I dropped the cake I made for the 300 person party tomorrow on the floor.... I'm still using it. |
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| from Super Mike (954) |
I got the tattoo at your mom's house. We are out drinking eviction beers because we are homeless. |
| from Anonymous (987) |
Going to a party with no booze or weed and leaving totally fucked out of your mind is bomb |
| from Anonymous (987) |
If you want some horny sex reply to this |
| from 615 (574) |
wtf man whuf yhe cat so bald |
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| from Anonymous (987) |
What sex? I'm a female |
| from Anonymous (987) |
got drunk.. and told my mom she smells like lube, not the best weekend |
| from Anonymous (987) |
Mannn when she said she wanted me to to put on the gorilla costume I thought she was kidding. ...I'm sweating balls in here! |
| from Anonymous (987) |
I'm prettty |
| from Anonymous (987) |
Anyone want to fondle my frumperzzzzzzzzz?????? |
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| from Anonymous (987) |
Who wants my python charly?? It frikk.ken bitt my leg!!! |
| from anonymous (941) |
my vagagay has your name written all over it |
| from Anonymous (987) |
Ha bro wered your gf go I need some pussy it's been like two days |
| from toothotforyou (520) |
Oooomigfg! I jsut saww a unicorn eatt an heffalumpp . Pooho you bettet wqtch your sisterr |
| from mmm (769) |
Dude I got so drunk last night and was hittin on this fine ass girl she got So turned on I fucked the shyt outa her and some how woke up next to a horse this morning |
| from jjj (636) |
Oh what is the mAlt in liqour what gets u drunker quicker what comes in bottles or in cans BEER!!!! |
| from Lauren (760) |
hey guys who has my car keys? i cant get home now, i woke up this morning and i was in bed with a midget in my room..... |
| from phil (613) |
I wouldnt fuck her with my own ass |
| from Anonymous (987) |
So den my bruder sed tht we needed to go home b5 I gut raped cux I hit on tall scry dudes n adk if dey hav 3 way with me |
| from wohoo (540) |
I snuck out to party The window ileft froms gone i mightve got dropped off at the wronf house again more40 |
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