WORST DRUNK TEXTS PAGE 2
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| from Belinda (026) |
I loved balls unti i realised i was allergic to milk. |
| from snake (774) |
Some dude put up a girls pic and asked for nudes from other chicks.....genius! |
| from Kate (632) |
whatta ya think? |
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| from Miriam (281) |
Hot? Sexy? Or nahh? |
| from Kevin (305) |
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery." |
| from Alexandra (2) |
Sry.. I took it myself. So not that good. But its up to u. What do u think? |
| from Kenty () |
Rate the twins! |
| from MAYMAY (541) |
541- Walked in on him jacking off to a family picture on the desk, should I be worried? 503-HAHAHA your dating a family fucker hahaha |
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| from Anonymous (987) |
He stretched my vagina!!!!!!! Now I can fit my fist in there. This isn't right... |
| from Kelly (468) |
Woke up this morning with my pants off and my friends dog eating my pussy |
| from sid (731) |
am I sexy? |
| from Kerri (206) |
Wow i losted my car keys and where did my pantys go |
| from Blue (337) |
I'll be like a herpes missionary |
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| from zozi (984) |
my fuckin sister xD i took it. good night |
| from Ya Know(; (902) |
;) what ya think? |
| from Anonymous (987) |
I'm drum on tequila & cant get laid. Who wants to suck me off? |
| from Anonymous (987) |
So i just fuked THE shit out of tuis hot Guy...nut i think its my step brooo |
| from Anonymous (987) |
(514): did u smell that girls vag? (514): yeah it smelt lke beef jerky |
| from Rick (915) |
Hey I'd like to fuck anything with a hole |
| from Sammy (954) |
Oh yeah you sent me a text tht u probably should have check b4u sent cause you talked some majorl shit all about me so basically yo can go fuck yourself |
| from Alexandra (2) |
Hot? Bang? |
| from Auddy (743) |
Who's ass is hotter? Ps-I'm n middle ;) |
| from Terry (845) |
Hey there honey, I want your sexy body. You make me so hot. |
| from Aaron (942) |
Dude there was just an intense earthquake...my dick was floppin around. Now I have a boner, there better be no aftershock! |
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