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from Ashley
(800)
Got wasted almost fought a biker my manger put me in a headlock, I'm going to go ahead and say quality night.
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from sayyyy
(306)
So I wake up with half my body in my sister window and half of my body outside... Thank god my parents didn't walk in!!!
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from Annette
(561)
Mice car!!!
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from cailee
(240)
Ahaha fucking awesome night yesterday!!!
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from taylor
(945)
horney as fuck. drinkin isnt my bestfriend always make ne horney (;
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from sara
(453)
i was totally wasted when cops came to my door n said mam u have to controll ur dog he just chAsed someone down the street on a bike n me being dumb and a smart ass said sorry sir i think u have the wrong dog because he doesnt own a bike haha bad night
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from Brittany
(901)
Hmu(;
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from Sara
(516)
Srsly stop ask if yu sexy nd would yu hit in honestly is yur self esstem that low that yu need to ask random guys how "sexy" you are stfu and stob bein a ho jus sayin
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from my friend
(985)
hey want to meet at my house to do me super hard? I will suck ur dick and put my wet sweet u know what on ur dick
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from Kade
(918)
Take me drunk I'm home osifur. :)
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from Lol
(344)
I'm drink.. What the fuck?
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from Tony
(562)
Were the duck id narnia, how fuckin far into the clisit I Gota walk?
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from Maygen
(902)
(: too flyy
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from Dreama
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This site is like a classorom, except I don't hate it. lol
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from Jeremy
(860)
I got so drunk last that I text my cousin at 8 in the morning telling him that his girlfriend had a big ass head!? WTF!?
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from boii
(081)
whi do yo hhave * be sol ficking secy all the timme jodephh.. beciae i wannt bang thr cuvking fick out of you becuse yoir reallyyygh secuyyyy and i thonk i loveyou<****;
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from erry
(081)
alll in all i wannmaa fucjibg bang tbr fucjib shot out of tou because ur sok hot(;
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from ~^•••3333~~^£€
(205)
You whaaaat maaaann I'm druuunk
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from mike
(845)
Just got road head ;) ran off the road my cars Alrite
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from Stacy
(778)
I am not drunk ! I just hed to muchj to drank
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from Ashrex
(304)
Drunkkkk
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from Friend
(340)
I'm so wasted. I chinch I nailed my step sister and liked if
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from som girluy
(360)
uhh shit were my thong i gt get 2 a fukn strip clb
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from Mendoza13
(463)
We need 3 girls to party hit me up !!!!
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from tyler
(337)
chewing nicorette gum, smokin a joe, bouta go put my nicotine patch on.
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