WORST DRUNK TEXTS PAGE 9
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| from drew (586) |
Want to hook up soon hit me up ladies |
| from Flex (260) |
Looking for ladies that want to text |
| from me (661) |
Friend:man my vagina hurts so good! Me: what lucky bastard beat it up? |
| from Bo$$ladyy (508) |
twittyyy as he'll wid my squad. no legggoooo. :) |
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| from Zena (804) |
I knew it wasn't gonna happen once he started cooking me ramen... |
| from jdf (523) |
Got drunk at party hit on a girl fooled around and realized i have the rare disease of liquor dick when im drunk wtf y cant my dick be sober like other guys dicks when there drunk |
| from Chris (731) |
my friend: hey your boobs are sexy when you jump on yhe trampolinn wit a topp of his mom: wrong number honey. and which girl showed you her boobs? |
| from sexter (985) |
Cigarette smoking reduces sexual function. The incidence of impotence is approximately 85% higher in male smokers compared to non-smokers. |
| from Alex (000) |
Hot? Fuck me? Hells yeah! |
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| from Babygirl143 (377) |
Wat u guys think?an wen I say guys i mean guys only. Srry ladies |
| from Daughter () |
Heyyyyyyy bavy we gotsa futck it alk nit lonnggg ma pussay iz wetter than my moutck |
| from Fucker (478) |
Bitches aren't hires |
| from Joeflow13 (607) |
Woke up and noticed that I'm in my best friends moms bed |
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| from Me (012) |
To my friend; WTF MY BOYFRIEND call ME hish Girls! |
| from Dee (421) |
My girlfriend has a fuzzy black -and whitee Deer? |
| from Rachelle (763) |
You likkkke??? :) |
| from Fun (462) |
Got that Horny feeling who DTF. ? |
| from fuckmeuptheass (913) |
hey sexy boys come fuck me hard add me ill send u dirty pics |
| from Kaleb (307) |
Whgy does that womin has a weeeeneeee??? |
| from SouthernGentleman (601) |
This is fin awsome babu livib lufe to tbe fullis babt woooooioiii |
| from patrongirl101 (201) |
im so drukn rhat u r lookin so go rigty noe |
| from Act appalled (215) |
Rate this plse/thnks |
| from joe johns (518) |
So im sendding you this text because she is grinding up on your thigh right now and i want your phone to make her aina vibrate goodlluck :D |
| from BOB (972) |
DUDE!! you asshole! i passed out you wrote OUT OF SERVICE on my forehead last night!! and i have to go to work today and it wont come off!! |
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